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zeldathemes

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

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grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
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taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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pvnkslut:

drunkvogue:

fantasy-ismy-reality:

christianscorner:

gloomyteens:


omg this site shows no mercy

im fuCKING CRYIBNG

MY LIFE

pvnkslut:

drunkvogue:

fantasy-ismy-reality:

christianscorner:

gloomyteens:

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omg this site shows no mercy

im fuCKING CRYIBNG

MY LIFE

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gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

2 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 23,905 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

2 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 309,496 notes

jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

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endin the day with your eye liner like 

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2 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 18,175 notes

herunfailingkindness:

this ship was not intentional a novel by me.

oh look now it’s my otp a sequel novel by me

2 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 47,827 notes

tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue
2 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 247,461 notes

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

3 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 268,494 notes

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

4 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 54,684 notes

dmnq8:

Cool bed ideas for small spaces.

5 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 319,697 notes

productof:

Terrifying 

6 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 7,542 notes

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

6 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 74,282 notes